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Thursday, October 23, 2003
Rejects from IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN

ETS posted her list on why IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN today (original idea came from Pete's IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN). I helped with her list and it was a ton of fun...but I had to share with you some of the rejects...so to to speak:
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Rejects from IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN:

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Granted if you are up against a woman with a great ass for a job your qualifications may begin to suffer.

2. You don't have to shave below your neck.
And you think we like that Chewbacca look?

3. The garage is all yours.
And the more time you spend in the garage could be reversely proportional to the amount of nookie you get.

4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
But if you take you car to a mechanic you look like a wuss to your friends because you can't fix it yourself.

5. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
If you ever bought new shoes that is.

6. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
And the length of your belch is reversely related to the length of your hoohah.

7. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
You and your hand that is.

8. No maxi-pads.
Or cramps, or mood swings, or feeling like a bloody pig for one week every month- yet you become a sniveling baby if you have a cold for two minutes.

9. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
And can often not tell the difference between dark blue and black judging by your socks.

10. Wedding dress $2000; tux rental $100.
At least we aren't going commando in a tux that who knows how many people have worn before us.
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Remember dear men that these and the ones listed on ETS website are all done in fun...we love you. Really we do :)


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Paradise Potty Revisted

I made a post about my favorite stall in the ladies room here at work. And now, because of popular demand from ETS, I present to you: pictures of paradise potty:



The view from the toliet.





The view facing the the toliet.

posted by Amy on 10/23/2003 11:55:00 AM | link

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Happy halloween...



Here is a picture of Roxy dressed up last year for halloween. Doesn't she look thrilled? My killer BEEgle!!!!

Anyways...I will be outta reach. I will have my laptop with...but don't expect a lot of emails....or any posts until November 3rd...(I promise I will be back Jay).


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Wednesday, October 22, 2003
CNN.com - A reborn 'Angel'

This is great news. I love it when I am bored senseless and I log onto cnn.com to see what is happening in the world and find a lovely article on Angel...

The bad news is that evil cubemate is eating something stinky. Urg.

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ARG!!!

There is nothing worse than being stuck here at work...I can't even leave during my lunch. Why? Because I don't have a car with me. Why? Because I am having my windshield replaced. Why? Because of a crack that started beiing 7inches...then went to 9 and is now at 13. It is sitting at home in the driveway about to be replaced....I hope they do it soon.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Blogging like there's no tomorrow

In other words...this is a Notes N Stuff entry!

Survivor last week was good. I am worried that rupert is going to be voted off this week though. He is my favorite cast person...and it would suck to see him voted off.
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Angel was ok...werewolves aren't my thing. Next week looks to be about Spike solely. And for you Spike lovers...it looks like he gets brought back from hell naked....much the way Angel was back on Buffy.
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I saw School of Rock and it was pretty good. I liked it. I mean it is a children's movie...but I liked it and Jack Black was pretty good.
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Las Vegas is getting better with each espisode. I really liked this week's episode- especially the MIT group. I also liked the guy by the beach pool whom I was sure was dead throughout the episode...was I the only one who thought that???
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Roxy has recently been dewormed. Apparently the couple of months sans frontline infested her with fleas- who so kindly returned the favor by infesting her with worms...nice. So she has been dewormed.
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I just remembered that my mom mentioned visiting me here at work and something about 1:30- which is right in the middle of my lunch. So as soon as my coworker returns I will go out in the parking lot and reconfirm this...because I don't want her to think I forgot...maybe we can have lunch together.
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Starting Friday- I will not be updating the blog until November. Those of you who know me know why...or can ask me why anyways :)

posted by Amy on 10/21/2003 01:28:00 PM | link

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Monday, October 20, 2003
Busy Day
No cool entry today. I am doing a hand audit of accounts on one of our systems. Wow are there a lotta boo boos. So far- I am on the M's. I am stopping for now until lunch though...because this is a good place to stop.

I'm going to go to mcd's for lunch soon...just because Tess likes their chicken sandwich....so...why not.

posted by Amy on 10/20/2003 02:45:00 PM | link

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